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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: no i did not imitate you its about to just get worse now as for God theyre is none stop insulting me you dickweed apologize like a good bitch and i will leave

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: he wont apologize...now just leave...your the bitch

2005-03-01 [Gecko Graves]: there is no satan without god, dont contradict yourself

2005-03-01 [Gecko Graves]: oh yeah and LEAVE

2005-03-01 [Assassin Blade]: just apologize we did not imitate you....... you seem to not understand english what is your problem boy? you can't take whats thrown at you?

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: why dont all you fuckin tards just leave now....no one owes anyone an apology..there is no such thing in the underworld

2005-03-01 [Assassin Blade]: correction fool yeah* not year you have not studied modern satanism your a ignorent one

2005-03-01 [Assassin Blade]: well then it is going to get worse

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: it probably will...now just leave for fucks sake

2005-03-01 [Gecko Graves]: just leave. grow up. your petty threats are meaningless here

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: no i want the apology then i will leave the russians are a stubborn type we will not give up untill a apology has been made i do not insult your leader respect me

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: and your ugly ass is meaningless in this world :)

2005-03-01 [Gecko Graves]: yeah, well i dont apologise. not this time. bye! *waves*

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: well then prepare to be spammed :)

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: god you are so lame satan

2005-03-01 [Gecko Graves]: look, ok, i apologise, just get out, i cant be bothered with this

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: theyre is no God and do not call me lame it is not proper but now that i got the apology we will leave [Assassin Blade] мы уезжаем!

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: your opinion...and thanks

2005-03-01 [Gecko Graves]: *sighs* i need a drink, you joining me in a glass or 2 big pimpin?

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: yes sir

2005-03-01 [Assassin Blade]: Да Сэр

2005-03-01 [Gecko Graves]: leave!

2005-03-02 [the_puetzj]: u know i have been watching all this quietly and there is just one thing i want to say................ummmm...........hmm...as soon as i figure out what it is i'll let yall know i guess....*starts banging head against wall* *c'mon think think think*

2005-03-02 [Lust]: WTF!? CALM YOURSELF NOW!

2005-03-02 [Lust]: Big_Pimpin, you expect them to leave, after you invade their space? i sugest you grow up! *snaps her whip* and stay out of their! UNDERSTAND!?

2005-03-02 [Lust]: What... did he call me a prick?? *raises an eyebrow* whos Azazel? and dont dis Satanism! so much to catch up on

2005-03-02 [Gecko Graves]: this is pathetic! i apoligsed yesterday, now hold to your agreement and FUCK OFF that was the deal satans begoten son and anyway? spam!? oh please, your 19

2005-03-02 [Ihsahn]: calmed down anyhow the agreement was breached just leave us alone and we will leave you alone i care not for a apology anymore

2005-03-02 [Gecko Graves]: fine. dont come back...sir

2005-03-02 [I dont go here anymore]: hey lynney i know me and you dont really see eye to eye but this saten guy is being pathetic ok im sorry but thats how i feel

2005-03-02 [Frosty French Fry]: i cant help it if satan was being a fuckin prick....i stood up for basketcase and decided too fuck with them...

2005-03-02 [Gecko Graves]: i know, and i apretiated it big_pimpin, but anyway, hopefully its over now

2005-03-02 [Frosty French Fry]: hopefully....im ready for em though if shit really hits the fan

2005-03-02 [Gecko Graves]: lol, i love that expression

2005-03-02 [Frosty French Fry]: lol

2005-03-02 [I dont go here anymore]: lol i love both of you thank you for sticking up for me geX in the first place and thank you very much pimpin for looking after geX xxx

2005-03-02 [Frosty French Fry]: your welcome

2005-03-02 [I dont go here anymore]: and lynney im sorry ok there is nothing i can do but say sorry

2005-03-02 [Frosty French Fry]: [Gecko Graves]....i just figured that if i was nice to him he would be nice to me/us...but dont get me wrong..if he starts in on you again i'll stand by you

2005-03-02 [Ultiem]: ? EJoth findet sie juden!!!!!!!!!

2005-03-02 [grim death]: ?

2005-03-02 [Gecko Graves]: i understand b pimpen, its all cool brother

2005-03-02 [Frosty French Fry]: aight

2005-03-02 [Gecko Graves]: *pulls out pumpaction shot guns ans begins to clean it with a south park hanky* hmm what a couple of days

2005-03-03 [Frosty French Fry]: *decides it is a good idea to clean his guns...pulls 2 .45s from behind back..pulls a 9 out of each side in jacket..."thats all for right now"**begins to clean them*

2005-03-03 [Lust]: [I dont go here anymore] yes their is something.. dont start shit in the first place!

2005-03-03 [Lust]: anyways.. the rest of you stay in hear.

2005-03-03 [I dont go here anymore]: im stayin even tho i aint wanted

2005-03-03 [Gecko Graves]: can i get a large measure of jd please anyone

2005-03-03 [I dont go here anymore]: can indeed *jumps over counter dropping unwanted food* *hands geX a pint of JD:P large enough?

2005-03-03 [Frosty French Fry]: one here too please

2005-03-03 [I dont go here anymore]: a pint?

2005-03-03 [Gecko Graves]: so'l pimpin *pours half of his into bigs glass* as much as i love it i'd never drink a pint!

2005-03-03 [Gecko Graves]: so ther, have half :D

2005-03-03 [I dont go here anymore]: lol

2005-03-03 [Frosty French Fry]: thanks mate

2005-03-03 [Gecko Graves]: not a prob, *sparks up a marlboro light* you smoke? *holds out cigerete*

2005-03-03 [I dont go here anymore]: grrhhhh

2005-03-03 [Frosty French Fry]: no thanks...*takes out a philly*..i smoke cigarillos

2005-03-03 [Gecko Graves]: steph, ciggy?

2005-03-03 [I dont go here anymore]: yes please!!!!

2005-03-03 [Frosty French Fry]: *looks at [I dont go here anymore] & [Gecko Graves]..and says* smoking is a bad habit..shame on you guys

2005-03-03 [sxy random rocker]: i can be an erotic dancer if u want too.... xx

2005-03-03 [Gecko Graves]: oh c'mon big pimpin you just spaked up acigar! lol :P

2005-03-04 [Lust]: *pulls out a doobie, lighting it, taking a deep breath in* not sharing

2005-03-04 [Gecko Graves]: *stands next to lynney in a petty atempt to get high from the fumes*

2005-03-04 [Frosty French Fry]: haha...*pulls out 2 j's...hands one to [Gecko Graves]*..im gonna share the wealth

2005-03-04 [Lust]: ... mines fater! *daking another breth in* hmm...

2005-03-04 [Gecko Graves]: lol, cheers big_pimpin :D

2005-03-04 [the_puetzj]: i dont suppose anyone wants to share with me.....bye the way i wouldnt trust big's dope its probably just catnip

2005-03-04 [Frosty French Fry]: *hands a fatty to [the_puetzj]*...trust me..it aint catnip

2005-03-04 [the_puetzj]: ohhh been on herbsmoke again????...........*takes a huge hit exhales.....well whatever it is its good shit*

2005-03-04 [Lust]: lmao!! all the way

2005-03-05 [Teenage Buick Driver]: can I be Dr. Death?

2005-03-05 [Lust]: ask [Monkey Boy] but its best that I get to know you

2005-03-06 [Monkey Boy]: lol... you sure can b Dr. Death :)

2005-03-07 [Kitty Vix 000]: if your that much in need, i can be a prob solver or accountant.

2005-03-08 [Monkey Boy]: ur gonna have 2 pick :P

2005-03-13 [Gecko Graves]: hannah..erotic dancer...makes sense....

2005-03-13 [Monkey Boy]: who wat? lol

2005-03-14 [Lady Moon Dark]: Hi.  Hmmm.... that is fun

2005-03-15 [the_puetzj]: what is fun....man now im confused to...or wait maybe im not

2005-03-18 [Lady Moon Dark]: Dancing, esp erotic

2005-03-19 [Monkey Boy]: im always confused :)

2005-03-19 [the_puetzj]: so am i

2005-03-19 [Monkey Boy]: lol

2005-03-20 [Lust]: i havnt been on in weeks, i expected id have to catch up in a page.. WOW!! o.O who died?

2005-03-20 [STP Lover]: Woah! *__* Havent been here in a while..HOW IS EVERYONE!? didja miss me?

2005-03-20 [Monkey Boy]: erm... someone died?...

2005-03-21 [the_puetzj]:

TALK

2005-03-22 [Lady Moon Dark]: I didn't die... but I'm new

2005-03-22 [sxy random rocker]: hehe, yeah it does dunnit geX? xx

2005-03-23 [the_puetzj]: oh no im confused again

2005-03-23 [sxy random rocker]: lmao x

2005-03-24 [Monkey Boy]: *pokes the_puetzj*

2005-03-24 [the_puetzj]: ooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!....no jk

2005-03-24 [Frosty French Fry]: ummm......*sits down at desk and immediatly stands up again*WHO PUT THE TACK ON MY CHAIR

2005-03-24 [Lust]: *points to timmy*

2005-03-24 [Frosty French Fry]: *looks at tim* did we now?

2005-03-24 [Monkey Boy]: hell yeah... was funny :)

2005-03-24 [Frosty French Fry]: *flicks rubber band at tim and sits down in the now clear of tacks chair*

2005-03-25 [Monkey Boy]: *flicks rubber band back*

2005-03-25 [Frosty French Fry]: *rubber band hits me in the eye*..OWWWWW......*shakes it off* anyways

2005-03-25 [grim death]: *shakes head*kids

2005-03-25 [Frosty French Fry]: haha.....

2005-03-25 [grim death]: so hows every one

2005-03-25 [Frosty French Fry]: im ok....getting rather anxious for warm weather....cause then i can start playing paintball again........how is yourself?

2005-03-25 [grim death]: ok i wish itd warm up 2

2005-03-25 [Frosty French Fry]: where do you reside at

2005-03-25 [grim death]: ohio

2005-03-25 [Frosty French Fry]: hey i have been there....two places actually....Dayton and Cincinnati

2005-03-25 [grim death]: i live up by toledo where u at

2005-03-25 [Frosty French Fry]: me..im in michigan.....now that you metion toledo..i have been there too.....

2005-03-25 [grim death]: kool

2005-03-25 [Frosty French Fry]: I have gone to Dayton many a time for the airshow there and i think thats what i have been to toledo for...

2005-03-25 [grim death]: for what

2005-03-25 [Frosty French Fry]: i meant i have been to toledo for an airshow

2005-03-25 [grim death]: ok

2005-03-25 [Gecko Graves]: *screams from bar* helo! i'm DYING in here! anyone gonna call an ambulance?

2005-03-25 [grim death]: y we have a doc

2005-03-28 [Monkey Boy]: we do :D

2005-04-01 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: i want to be the Head of Erotic Entertainment!!!

2005-04-01 [Titty Clamps]: I would like to apply to be the attorney!!

2005-04-01 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: and i, head of erotick entertainment

2005-04-01 [Monkey Boy]: oooooo.... ok :D... *adds u both*

2005-04-02 [I dont go here anymore]: *calls geX an ambulance* wow i havent said hi in a while lynney have we forgetten our arguement yet?! can i be a spy?

2005-04-03 [Monkey Boy]: lynneys been away lol...

2005-04-03 [Frosty French Fry]: yep

2005-04-03 [Monkey Boy]: she should b back 2day *fingers crossed*

2005-04-03 [I dont go here anymore]: oksies i hope we can put our arguement behind us im to hyper

2005-04-03 [Gecko Graves]: happy b-day boss! i know its late, but hey! enjoy!:D

2005-04-03 [I dont go here anymore]: hey geX xx

2005-04-03 [Gecko Graves]: heya hun

2005-04-04 [I dont go here anymore]: how are ya darling?

2005-04-04 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: good

2005-04-04 [Monkey Boy]: thanx basket :D... atleast one person noticed lol

2005-04-04 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: i just joined so i wouldn't have known...

2005-04-04 [Monkey Boy]: excuses excuses :P

2005-04-04 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: *gasps*

2005-04-04 [Gecko Graves]: *hands the don an uzi shaped cake*

2005-04-05 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: *hands the don a (.Y.) shaped cake*

2005-04-05 [Frosty French Fry]: *brings huge cake in on wheels**stripper pops out*...

2005-04-05 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: hey! thats my job! isn't it?

2005-04-06 [Monkey Boy]: yes it is... get 2 it :P

2005-04-06 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: well i can't actually "get to it" on a comment page..

2005-04-06 [Monkey Boy]: and y not?

2005-04-06 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: *sighs* huh...if i must...*dances erotically*

2005-04-07 [Monkey Boy]: YAY :D lol...

2005-04-07 [Lady Moon Dark]: LOL

2005-04-07 [I dont go here anymore]: tehehe your all random!!!

2005-04-07 [Lady Moon Dark]: no this is random.... CRANK!

2005-04-07 [I dont go here anymore]: cheesebomb!!

2005-04-07 [Lady Moon Dark]: eeeeewwwww

2005-04-07 [I dont go here anymore]: lol, jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!jaffa cake!!!cookie!!!

2005-04-07 [Lady Moon Dark]: jaffa?

2005-04-08 [Gecko Graves]: cake! *mwah*

2005-04-08 [I dont go here anymore]: lol *mwah* do u like my little jaffa cake thing gex? do u remember frankie? she sent that 2 me and Gg lol love you!!!xxx

2005-04-08 [Titty Clamps]: Well I must say! I feel special to be the elfpack mafia's attorney ^^

2005-04-08 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: UP THE BUTT

2005-04-09 [Monkey Boy]: up whose butt?...

2005-04-09 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: [Titty Clamps] butt, of course

2005-04-10 [Gecko Graves]: butt...ons......on my shirt.....smell like yo mamma's but of coarse i'd like a slice of arse cake...thats funny...it tastes like...

2005-04-10 [Monkey Boy]: cheese?

2005-04-10 [Gecko Graves]: correctamondo

2005-04-10 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: butt cheese? oh...

2005-04-10 [Gecko Graves]: correct agen

2005-04-10 [Lady Moon Dark]: What kind of cheese?

2005-04-10 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: BUTT cheese

2005-04-11 [Titty Clamps]: !!! [I AM WILLIAM HUNG] will be walking down the street with three shoes.. two on her feet, and one up her ass!! ((only kidding, of course =P))

2005-04-11 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: *gasp* this wouldn't be b.c. now wouldn't it?!

2005-04-11 [Gecko Graves]: i have high heels up my ass...............

2005-04-11 [Monkey Boy]: bc?

2005-04-11 [Gecko Graves]: i think it means be cool...just a guess

2005-04-12 [Monkey Boy]: hmmmmm interesting

2005-04-15 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: bc, one of my friends from school

2005-04-17 [Monkey Boy]: *falls off chair*

2005-04-17 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: *helps you back on chair*

2005-04-18 [Monkey Boy]: thanx :)

2005-04-18 [Lady Moon Dark]: Who wouldn't be bc?

2005-04-18 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: what? why are you talking about bc? you don't even know her

2005-04-18 [grim death]: im lost now

2005-04-18 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: of course you are...you haven't been here

2005-04-18 [Monkey Boy]: cheese anyone?

2005-04-18 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: oh yes, i would love some cheese!

2005-04-18 [the_puetzj]: I like cheese!!!

2005-04-19 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: me too, me too! *jumps up and down* gimme the cheese, gimme the cheese!

2005-04-19 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: oh, excuse, mr. don, i have a friend, his name is [William Shakespeare], he would very much like to join this wiki, he says he wants to be the Head of Demolition..he's shy

2005-04-19 [sxy random rocker]: surely the head of demolition shouldn't be shy ?! xx seeems illogical! lol

2005-04-19 [grim death]: so

2005-04-19 [Monkey Boy]: *gives everyone cheese*... well Mr. Shakespeare will have 2 come here himself and ask :P

2005-04-19 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: aw...ok...i'll tell him to....*eats the cheese*

2005-04-20 [the_puetzj]: *eats the cheese...then proceeds to evacuate the the room*

2005-04-20 [Monkey Boy]: *looks lost*

2005-04-20 [Frosty French Fry]: Its actually kind of good if the Head of DEMO is shy.......On the job he can get in and get out....if hes shy he will avoid people at all cost

2005-04-20 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: IN and OUT....

2005-04-20 [Frosty French Fry]: ???

2005-04-20 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: nevermind....lol...

2005-04-20 [Frosty French Fry]: umm......*scratches head in confusion*

2005-04-20 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]:

UM.....

2005-04-20 [Frosty French Fry]:

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